1. Dialup. … Anger.

2. Alltel’s online account manager. Works sometimes, but the trick is fooling it into letting you inside. Passwords don’t stay the same, see – you change your password, you can come in. If you let your password get comfortable, the system gets crafty and changes it to something unexpected. Then (if it’s feeling particularly evil) it’ll kick you out of the system right when you’re about to view your bill, and send you to their business services page.

Oh, and the package editor? That only works with IE 6.