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bc.. 1: you seem to be doing better. 1: as a whole 0: I think.. yeah, I think I am. 0: on a scale of 1-10, where 10 is "my, but the sun is shining brightly" and 1 is "dear lord there has to be a way to effectively perform a hanging in the men's washroom" 0: probably up to around a four or five

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2: And there is. It can't really be called a 'hanging' though, because by the time you build up a 'rope' of toilet paper that will actually support your weight, the mass has simply suffocated you.

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